Doesn't JLo know she shouldn't sit next to that skinny ass twit? I mean, I wouldn't sit next to her! Not only does she make everyone within 5 miles of her look fat, but can you imagine how bad those chocolate frappachino enema farts smell? She doesn't eat through her mouth, ya know, cause eating through your mouth means weight gain. Better out than in, I always say.
Doesn't lil miss prissy pants look likes she's needing a "mayja" passing of air? She needs something. A meatloaf sandwich, some weave, and a good roll in the hay with that boy toy of hers.
If Victoria smiled, that frigid face of hers would crack right off and a piece of it might fly into JLo's eye. Now that would start a fight I'd pay my husband's whole paycheck to see. Two crazy ass frigid fake has been hos dukin' it out at Fashion Week! Nevermind the runways, let's get some boxing rings up in that bitch.
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