Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Haute Ethnic Bag



I just love the new patterned purses that seem to be the new haute thing in Hollywood. But we're not all working with a "haute" budget.

Get your ethnic patterned bag on Etsy.com for recession friendly prices! Try this gorgeous bag, by dazzlinglanna for $125. You'll have this bag forever and it will look fantastic with just about everything.



Saturday, July 31, 2010

Carrie Knows...

Carrie Underwood has great style. I just love the fashion statements she makes. Like this adorable, cozy cardigan...



You can find a similar cardigan, by 7 for All Mankind, for $76. You could wear it with just about anything!

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Sexy Little Corset Dress...



I fell in love with a dress. An Alexander Wang dress. It retailed for about $900. That's just a little out of my price range. And you couldn't wear a dress like that without some sexy Louboutins. Maybe Paris and RiRi can afford an $1500 outfit (that they would only wear once because, shaaah, who wears the same outfit twice?), but alas, I am in the $100 price range.

Then I stumbled upon this beauty today. Are you kidding? Modcloth's 'When in Milan' Dress is WAYYYY cuter! Wang ain't got nothing on this baby, and it's only $64.99...



Pair this dress with some lovely black pumps from Aldo.com, like these Gacusan Patent Pumps for $49.95...


Maybe a cute clutch from Etsy, vintage to boot. And for $12, you complete this sexy, stylish little number for a mere $127!

Saturday, October 25, 2008

Prissy Puffy Princess Pants



Puff Daddy... P Diddy... Puffy... Fagboy... Whoever the hell you are... You scare me. I mean, not because you look like you have been slapped up side the head by a Down's Syndrome stick but because DUDE!? What is wrong with you? You need to be knocked up side the head with a humble stick. You're not cute. And I'm TOTALLY on Team Tupac.

Where is PETA when you need them? THIS... is not fake fur. When he isn't bitching about the price of gas forcing him to ride in his private jet less, he is wearing massive, expensive dead animals. Some guy.



And when he isn't wearing the massive dead animal draped over his body, he is draping his naked toddler daughters over it to pose for pictures... All the while he is looking quite proud of himself. Celebrity Yuck.



Someone staple that dead critter to his perfectly coiffed head. Please? Better yet, let's see his prissy ass in a cage with a relative of that Bear he's wearing.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Put some clothes on, girlfriend...



I really have to say that it makes me uncomfortable to be nasty about someone I know absolutely nothing about. But, since this is a celeb gossip/fashion site, I've been given automatic forgiveness for cattiness.



I know this is old news, but seriously... How could she not know that her frankentit was hanging out for the whole world to see? Tara, get some press for doing something outstanding. Feed a hungry child... save a rainforest... flash those ugly boobies at a lonely homeless man... do something worthwhile.

I just don't get her. What exactly has she done to deserve press? She isn't talented. She isn't especially smart, witty, cute, or fun to look at. She gets press for walking around in bathing suits, drinking, and sucking up oxygen. Paps, we get it: She's had botched surgery and she spends too much time in the sun. Next?

Sunday, October 12, 2008

I've missed you




I've been gone for awhile, and I've missed ya. And you've missed me too, eh? You bettah!

I only get a vacation once every blue moon, so I won't be breaking off like that too often.

Now, where were we?

I went to some pretty rockin' shops in Tampa while on vacation, and besides that I had a love affair with some Coach handbags at the Coach store, I did fall in love and now pledge some allegiance to a store I'd never met: Charlotte Russe. Talk about affordable, hip, and well made... I'm head over heels. If you live in a big city, you're laughing at me because you already knew the trendy sexy that Charlotte Russe is. But if you're a small town frugal fashinionista like myself-- go check out the site, or the store if you're lucky enough to have one near you. While you're there, make sure you remember that Christmas is nearly 2 months away and I want these, and those sexy red shoes above if I'm not pushing my luck too much:


Better yet, just go buy yourself something, My Magpie Friend, and then stop back back by to rub it in my face.